Still frame from Zoolander (2001)

Zoolander (2001)

Comedy | 1h 29m

Said 23×
every 3 minutes and 52 seconds on average
12 different characters say the title
Donald Trump first to say it
Derek Zoolander last to say it
Derek Zoolander most drops (5×)

The Title Drops

23 spoken-title moments across the runtime — click a marker to jump to it

0:00 1h 29m
Donald Trump
00:03:54

Look, without Derek Zoolander, male modelling wouldn't be what it is today.
Steve Kmetko
00:05:03

There he is, three-time Male Model of the Year, Derek Zoolander.
Unknown
00:09:42

Over the past decade, male modelling has had a shadow cast over it by one man and five syllables, Derek Zoolander.
Unknown
00:10:12

Three-time Male Model of the Year, Derek Zoolander.
Derek Zoolander
00:15:59

"Derek Zoolander. A model idiot."
Derek Zoolander
00:21:39

I thought maybe I could work the mines with you guys. You know, all the Zoolander men together again, like when we were kids.
Maury Ballstein
00:29:03

Even if I did, why would I talk to you? Shame on you how you picked on Derek Zoolander in that story. He's a sweet simpleton who never hurt a fly.
Katinka
00:32:55

I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit, stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander.
Matilda Jeffries
00:39:10

I don't want to hang out, okay? I just need to speak with Derek Zoolander, please!
Evil DJ
00:43:07

Katinka, thought you might want to know, your boy Zoolander's rolling. It's a walk-off.
J.P. Prewitt
00:49:55

Let's take a walk. You think Zoolander's in trouble? Think again. What you've stumbled upon goes way deeper than you could ever fathom. The fashion industry has been behind every major political assassination over the last 200 years. And behind every hit, a card-carrying male model.
Hansel
00:56:15

Maybe I was scared, man. You're Derek Zoolander! Yeah, you're Derek Zoolander. You know what it's like to be another model and be in Derek Zoolander's shadow? You want to hear something crazy? Your work in the winter '95 International Male catalogue made me want to be a model. I freakin' worship you, man.
Hansel
00:56:18

Maybe I was scared, man. You're Derek Zoolander! Yeah, you're Derek Zoolander. You know what it's like to be another model and be in Derek Zoolander's shadow? You want to hear something crazy? Your work in the winter '95 International Male catalogue made me want to be a model. I freakin' worship you, man.
Hansel
00:56:22

Maybe I was scared, man. You're Derek Zoolander! Yeah, you're Derek Zoolander. You know what it's like to be another model and be in Derek Zoolander's shadow? You want to hear something crazy? Your work in the winter '95 International Male catalogue made me want to be a model. I freakin' worship you, man.
Steve Kmetko
01:10:21

We're live at the Derelicte show, where controversial designer Jacobim Mugatu, has extended the olive branch to the Malaysian Prime Minister Hassan, making him the guest of honor at tonight's show. And starring in that show, veteran supermodel Derek Zoolander.
Mugatu
01:13:09

It'll all be over soon. Derek Zoolander will be dead and you'll be fine. You always are.
Steve Kmetko
01:16:21

Derek Zoolander just tried to kill the prime minister of Malaysia.
Mugatu
01:16:38

That's a lie! Zoolander snapped because he's over the hill! He knew his career was over and he couldn't face it.
Mugatu
01:18:41

Shut up! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander, anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel, Ferrari, Le Tigre? They're the same face! Doesn't anyone notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano-key necktie! I invented it! What have you done, Derek? Nothing! You've done nothing! Nothing! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I have you ruin this for me! Because if you can't get the job done, then I will! Die, you wage-hiking scum!
Prime Minister of Malaysia
01:20:46

Thank you, Derek Zoolander, for saving my life.
Derek Zoolander
01:21:18

Hi, I'm former male supermodel Derek Zoolander. And here at the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good, and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good, Too, we teach students of all ages, everything they need to know to learn to be a professional model and a professional human being. Our diverse faculty includes business management teacher, and former model agent Maury Ballstein.
Derek Zoolander
01:21:19

Hi, I'm former male supermodel Derek Zoolander. And here at the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good, and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good, Too, we teach students of all ages, everything they need to know to learn to be a professional model and a professional human being. Our diverse faculty includes business management teacher, and former model agent Maury Ballstein.
Derek Zoolander
01:21:54

So join now, because at the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good, Too, we teach you that there's more to life than just being really, really, really good-looking. Right, kids?

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