Bad Moms (2016)

Yes! To bad moms. Whoo!

To bad moms!

Okay. Wow, there's a lot of you. Hi, I'm Amy Mitchell. And I'm running for PTA president. You know... I know there's a lot of rumors goin' around about my daughter. And I'm guessing a lot of you think that I'm a bad mom. No, no. No, you know what? You're right. Sometimes I'm too lenient with my kids. Sometimes I'm too strict. Sometimes I'm so crazy that I don't even understand the words that are coming out of my mouth. You see, what works for my daughter almost never works for my son. And whenever I think I'm actually starting to figure my kids out, they grow up and I'm back to square one. So, the truth is, when it comes to being a mom, (CHUCKLES) I have no fucking clue what I'm doing. And you know what? I don't think anyone does. I think we're all bad moms, and you know why? Because being a mom today is impossible! So can we all just please stop pretending like we have it figured out and stop judging each other for once? Look, I’m running for PTA president because… Because I want our school to be a place where you can make mistakes, where you can be yourself, where you’re being judged on how hard you work and not on what you bring to the fucking bake sale. I want our school to be a place where it’s okay to be a bad mom. Do you know what I mean? Here’s the thing. If you’re a perfect mom who’s got this whole parenting thing figured out, well, then, you should probably vote for Gwendolyn, ‘cause she’s amazing. But if you’re a bad mom like me and you have no fucking clue what you’re doing, or you’re just sick of being judged all the time… Then please vote for me. Thank you.

Listen, we're all bad moms, right?